Are these edible anus chocolates the most horrifying Valentine’s gift of all time?
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, the perfect gift for your beau could be (we say that some trepidation) some chocolates with a difference.
The name is pretty much self-explanatory: ‘Edible Anus’ is a company that deliver beautifully handcrafted Belgian chocolates, lovingly fashioned from the human derrière.
“For us, making chocolate is an art, which is why we only produce traditional hand made chocolate of the highest standard,” writes the company.
“We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So join the uprising, spread the joy, and let’s teach the world to LOVE THE ANUS.”
Available in meek milk, dilated dark and tight white Belgian chocolate, celebrities including Steve Aoki, Perez Hilton and Stephen Fry have reportedly thrown their support behind the unique sweet treat.
“With such a unique gift idea & the great service you’ve shown, you can be sure I will be promoting the chocolate anus the world over,” said Ana Matronic from the Scissor Sisters.
“They’re fab – I want to get my hands on some more,” said Graham Norton.
For something a little more personal, the chocolatier also offers bespoke anus casting, which can really “take it to the next level” with bronze or silver metals among the materials on offer.
“A range of materials including crystal glass, precious metals and jewels can be used, to immortalise the sculpted cast of your anus,” they write.
The website advises to customers order their Edible Anus chocolates before January 31 so they arrive in time for Valentine’s Day, so get your skates on everyone.
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