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Thomas (left)
Age: 30
Occupation: Telecoms lobbyist
Nicholas (right)
Age: 24
Occupation: Receptionist
What were you looking from the date?
T: Maybe to meet someone who wants to split a mortgage on a warehouse conversion in Hoxton.
N: Good food, good company and a laugh.
What were your first impressions?
T: I arrived a few minutes late and flustered (Tube drama, plus four outfit changes). When I got to the table, Nick stood up, had a big smile on his face and went straight in for a hug, which was nice.
N: That he was tall and looks as if he works out.
How different was he to your usual type?
T: Generally, I go for guys my age or a little bit older, but he was interesting and able to hold a good conversation.
N: I don’t really have a type, but I do like guys who are tall and older than me. Accents are a bonus.
Would you have swiped left or right?
T: Probably right, but whether we would have chatted or even met up is a different matter.
N: I’ll always swipe right for someone who looks like they’re up for a laugh.
What did you talk about?
T: When we were discussing our jobs, we realised we had met briefly the day before because I was in his office for a meeting – creepy coincidence!
N: We spoke about everything from family and nights out to music and the new All Stars line-up.
Photography: Markus Bidaux
What was the most interesting thing about him?
T: He seemed bold and mentioned he had been to 12 festivals this year. One festival sounds like a nightmare to me.
N: He was very passionate about his fitness. I found some of the alternative ways he works out quite interesting. What was his best quality?
T: He had a chilled, friendly vibe, and was easy to chat to.
N: He was a gentleman throughout the date, which is rare these days.
What did you make of his dress sense?
T: Smart: he wore a shirt and had a nice coat.
N: I can’t really comment when I hated what I wore.
What do you think he thought of you?
T: That I was just another awful basic London gay. I rabbited on about being traumatised by The Inheritance, but I was even more traumatised by the fact he hadn’t seen, or even heard of, it.
N: Handsome, charming, husband material… I’m guessing he didn’t think I was awful if we’re still texting.
What were you most worried he would notice about you?
T: When he said he was 24, I got a bit defensive about being 30. I felt pressure to make it clear I was still young and cool (probably a lie).
N: My outfit. I hated it.
How was the food?
T: Very Instagrammable, but I’d already used my social media screen-time allowance for the day!
N: Delicious and the cocktails were great.
Charlie and Dean dined at M Restaurant, Victoria Street, London
Were there any deal-breakers?
T: He lives in Kent. Not sure I’ve ever been to Kent.
N: Not really. We seemed to get on well, but it just wasn’t very flirty.
Any awkward moments?
T: Mid-way through the date where I got incredibly confused and wasn’t entirely sure if his name was Nick or Dan. Thankfully, I don’t think he noticed.
N: We actually met the day before as he had a meeting at the company I work for and I’d signed him into the building. Small world!
How did the night end?
T: We walked to the Tube station together and hugged.
N: We walked back to the station and exchanged numbers.
What would you have changed about the night?
T: I had to work the next day after cocktails and a bottle of wine.
N: Maybe the huge table we sat at. I kept fidgeting as I couldn’t get comfortable.
Snog, marry, avoid?
T: I’m not in the habit of marrying people after meeting them once, and I don’t think either of us did anything that warrants avoiding each other, so I guess a snog.
N: Is there a fourth option?
Will you meet again?
T: We said we’d try to get together again at some point.
N: We’ve texted since about going for dinner and drinks, but from my point of view it would be just as mates.
Rate the date!
Thomas: 7/10
Nicholas 7/10
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