It’s moments like this that make us feel our decision to award Lorraine Kelly ‘Honorary Gay’ at last month’s Attitude Awards is ENTIRELY justified.
Lozza dropped a little x-rated double entendre into morning television today, shocking viewers during a segment with commentator Piers Morgan.
Piers emerged on set wearing a kilt and brandishing a gift bag for the host, who celebrates her 56th birthday today. “What do you get for the woman who’s had everyone – who’s had everything?” he asked.
Nice try, Piers, but if you’re going to try dropping filthy sexual innuendos into breakfast television, you’ve come up against a master here.
Unwrapping her present – a cushion with a picture of Piers’ face on it – Lorraine exclaimed, “Look what he’s got me. I can sit on your face now!”
Our favourite moment: A split second later, when Lorraine lets out a quiet, pained “Ooh!” and stares directly into the barrel of the camera with a panicked look on her face. Yes, you just said that on live television.
Check it out below – love you long time, Lozza:
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UPDATE: Lorraine has just tweeted us this A+ explanation:
Sometimes I forget I'm on the TV and that I've said things out loud rather than just inside my head!! https://t.co/hq6fYT2Po9
— Lorraine (@reallorraine) November 30, 2015
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