The gay Donald Trump parody account we’ve all been waiting for is finally here
By Will Stroude
The US presidential campaign has already offered us the hilarity and horror of the tongue-in-cheek #TwinksForTrump movement, and it seemed like only a matter of time before the fear-mongering political ‘daddy’ was awarded with his parody account all of his own.
As the world of entertainment gets in line behind Hillary Clinton’s bid for the presidency following last week’s Democratic National Convention, Donald ‘Gay’ Trump is refusing to take it lying down.
Offering political hot-takes on everything to ISIS to Clinton and her squad of A-list supporters – including Kelly Clarkson, Ariana Grande and Lena Dunham – @DonalddGayTrump is putting the most hair-raising election battle in modern history into terms we can all understand…
Gay Donald Trump on Kelly Clarkson:
Has-Been Kelly Clarkson supports #CLINTON. SAD! Seen her 6 times in concert over 14 years! Better in an intimate setting – #CAN‘T DO ARENAS!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
On ISIS:
Don’t know what’s Scarier! The threat of ISIS or that Naomi Watts has no Oscar!!! LAUGHABLE. And “Le Divorce” proves- she can do comedy! SAD
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 1, 2016
On Hillary:
Crooked Hillary Clinton is a Liar, a Cheat, Owned by Banks and Also needs Vocal Coaching! She strains! Remember what happened to IDINA! #DNC
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
On Lena Dunham’s endorsement of Hillary:
No surprise to see Bratty Slob Lena Dunham at #DNCinPHL, USED to covering up for WAR MONGERS! Evil Taylor Swift! Kim showed the RECEIPTS!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
On Michelle Obama:
President Obama will go down as WORST u.S. president! Michelle Obama fierce, should host SNL! Serving arms, hair, face, shoulders, ENSEMBLES
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 2, 2016
On immigration:
Donut Licker Ariana Grande, totally UNAmerican and Disrespectful, gives me MY LIFE on INTO YOU”! Shame! Probably not American-Looks HISPANIC
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
On reports Nick Jonas was offered millions to perform at last month’s Republican National Convention:
Tease Nick Jonas claims Repubs offered him 2 million 2 perform at #RNCinCLE .WRONG! Was way mor thn that! Ever Googled “Nick Jonas Ass”? Do!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
On his infamous feud with Fox New host Megyn Kelly:
Horrible Megyn Kelly, very menstrual woman, is NO GOOD reporter!! But she absolutely ROCKS those Jessica Simpson hair extensions! #BestInBiz
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
On Hillary (again):
Crooked Hilary has money from regimes that OPPRESS women, gays, LBTG. Also oppressive- when music industry tries 2make Rita Ora a THING! NO!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 2, 2016
And finally, why he above all others should be trusted as leader of the free world:
Only I have Judgment to be PRESIDENT! I was against Iraq War, known about ISIS from start and voted 4 J-HUD season 3 American Idol! #RIGGED!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
So there you have it. Frankly, we just hope Donalds’s fierce drag makeover is wheeled out again for the concession speech.
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